psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: carrionofmywaywardson: imagineyourotp: Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too...– Ernest Hemingway (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
I’ve always been a very good judge of people. That’s why I like so few of them.– Donna Van Lier (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books
Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: ‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’ 1. No they don’t 2. Just the women?
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why...
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
pontmercyanide: some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me. and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.” she meant henry david thoreau. i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
elasticitymudflap: the otp ◡‿◡✿ the otp kissing ◕‿◕✿ the otp doing the do ⊙‿⊙✿
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His...
love-suicidee: magnezone: draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you This
uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
drdavidbrinner: drdavidbrinner: Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT” so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” the girl did it. truly inspiring. I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was...